Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This week the babes are hella flabbergasted! Shout out Lizzo! What is the mystery behind being a twin. The babes wanna run away to a Christmas village and get lost in vibes. What’s going on at the North Pole?! Sal remembers the time a person he knew wouldn’t stop sneezing! What’s worse than an itch you can’t itch. The babes learn about a crazy twin story. Two twins lived the same life but didn’t meet till late in life. What is a soul? What happens when one twin gets fat. Chris is an only child and it changed his life. Chris got rid of all his clothes and feels free. Sal is haunted by the clothes he has lost. Joe Gatto would just leave his clothes at Impractical Jokers live shows. Who has more unopened emails Chris vs Sal?!?! The babes read the first texts that were sent to their phone. HEY BABES!
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00:00 intro
2:07 Winter Chaser
8:50 What causes an Itch
13:18 Sneeze Attack
15:02 Identical Twins Have One Soul
17:20 Flabbergasted
18:48 Twin Senses
24:30 Baby Ads
28:44 Only Child Only Boy
30:27 You Wore that Sunday—So?
38:28 Casa De Home
39:10 Lost Clothes
40:19 Ads Babes!
43:00 James Altucher’s Suitcase
44:44 I think About That Shirt
46:39 Moving Hey Babe Shirt
47:48 Zero Email Dream
52:08 Clothes Purge
54:03 Pete Alonso Bath Robe
55:18 Don’t Delete That Text
59:21 Fat Joe Text
1:03:33 I’m On the Wall Babe
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hey mike if your'e listening and we know you are. pplease call sal
Me and sal have the same clothing attachment ! 100% haha
I love u sal. I have also spent such a big part of my life wondering where a band shirt and a few other clothing items and what life they are now living !!
Chrissy's biggest life moments sound like a country gal that went out LA to "make it"
Found this show through 2 bears 1 cave and I’m obsessed and binging every episode. I’m a house cleaner and this show gets me through terrible days haha thanks guys
I've known fraternal and identical twins. Both sets of them were so different from their twin. This is NOT all sets of twins obviously but in my personal experience, just something I've noticed is that a lot of the time, one twin is either more…put together, far better looking, much smarter or much healthier than the other. I have distastefully named this phenomenon "60/40% twins". I do think twins are so fascinating and extremely cool, I always wished I had a twin. That bond must be incredible.
my mom was a fraternal twin but they looked pretty much identical. my mom passed away in the beginning of the pandemic from COPD, basically living off of cola and newport’s since like age 12. she passed on february 28,2020. her wake was held on march 4th,2020. her twin sister also had COPD and had part of one lung removed years prior. To say the least- it was extremely jarring to see my aunt at my moms wake because they looked so similar and it was an open casket. Exactly two years to the DAY- march 4th,2022, my aunt passed away. there’s no such thing as a coincidence. My mom also came to me in a dream recently and told me to go to the doctor and in the dream i yelled at her for not quitting smoking or listening to her doctors. cut to about a week ago- i almost passed out for no reason. took an ambulance last night bc i also had the same dread. the doctors had to give me medicine to prevent a seizure episode- which isn’t in my medical history at all but i do have lupus. TLDR; always listen to your mother. she will always protect you even if she’s dead lol i believe souls are absolutely connected. great episode guys
ears ringing. hands down. day 4 for me. driving me absolutely insane. legit took an ambulance twice in 1 month bc it causes me migraines and i was convinced i had a brain bleed. turns out my meds were wonky. for anxiety. go figure
Me just an avg person living life with 45,912 emails
..Love ya Babes!
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Nobody caught: Chris “Mike has no gag reflex” Sal “Mike, call me”?
So I had 2 big surgeries, bladder and back. So my stomach itches a lot. My urologist said when people have surgeries it cuts the nerves which you can't see, so they can't put them back together. He said 2 things can happen. You lose sensation or start itching. So my stomach itches and I can't feel my back. Glad it's not the other way around.
I say flabbergasted and or gobsmacked in at least one text per week!
53:49–54:02 came here SOLELY for that bc the image of Bret Michael's sweet chining Sal almost killed me (plus they look nothing alike lmao)
Shut up Sal
Jim thorpe, Pennsylvania is probably the closest you can get to a Christmas village in the states. Very cool in the fall but i would argue even better right around Christmas
29:16
Flabbergasted…really…you guys aren’t even high!!
I just bought tickets to your show in October and I have never been so excited!!!
I would off myself if I hiccuped for 15 yrs
Oh man, I feel you Sal! I have so many shirts that are sentimental and have amazing memories attached to them so I didn’t want to get rid of them either. But instead of putting them in a box somewhere, I sent them to a company that makes blankets out of them! Such a great way to remember and display these little keepsakes! I used Project Repat, but there are others as well. I love my T-shirt quilt and keep it on my futon.
Definitely a great option if you can’t wear the shirts anymore, but don’t want to throw them out.
The fingernails/itch segment made me wanna vomit lol
Let me get this right: an eccentric millionaire forces his family to hop from AirBnB to AirBnB several times a year and his marriage didn't work out? So weird.
My girlfriends a twin!!