A caller and I weigh out his options on what to do about the pen cap that is currently stuck in his ass.
Then we hear from a caller who’s been having intense sex dreams about fictional characters she’s created, a caller with multiple boyfriends who might not know each other exist, and a caller who attempts to recreate his childhood bedroom as a way of basking in nostalgia to avoid the future.
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0:00 – Intro
0:19 – Pen cap stuck in ass
7:48 – Intense sex dreams about fictional characters
30:27 – Multiple boyfriends
46:27 – Basking in nostalgia
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36 thoughts on ““I HAVE A PEN CAP STUCK IN MY ASS” – Therapy Gecko”
He didn't shit for 5 days?!
Dummy…why wouldn't you take the cap off, or use the other end? Let's call this natural selection
you NEED a different link man WHY would you make it "THERAPYGECKO" you gotta see the problem man
I would recommend the nightmare girl to just put her boyfriend in the fanfic and then she will sleep with him in the dreams
will leave trust me
the therapist who writes supernatural fanfiction 🤣
i’d really wish people who have cheating fetishes would stop comparing it to polyam. polyam is consensual, what you’re into isn’t consensual.
i work in the medical field, & i’m telling you that a pen cap in someone’s ass is unfortunately not the weirdest thing. i’ve seen an old woman shove her own dentures & alarm bell into herself. there’s always someone stranger, get that pen out of your butt ❣️
I've literally been with a similar person to the multiple boyfriend caller, I was the guy who didn't know and it ruined my life. I hope she left him alone.
Really loved what the last caller had to say, related to a lot of the feelings he expressed
Feel like this is a huge metaphor for climate change…
"Soo.. youre just going to wait… Until it becomes a problem?" Honestly thats insightful as hell for such a small question
Wow I can really relate to that last nostalgic guy. As someone who struggled with drug addiction for 6+ years I constantly look back at times of my life that I consider the good days and miss them big time. Certain people, houses I live that, cities I lived in, places I would hang out and things I would do especially when I see old Snapchat memories it just takes me right back to those moments And I try finding the songs that I used to listen to in those eras and really try to bask in remembering those times where I feel as if I felt happy. Not to say that I’m looking back at being high and missing that, I’ve gotten over that for the most part but more so the connections and things I did and risks I took (the good ones) i’ll make me mess even just who I was and who I felt like as a person during those times. Whereas now I feel like I’ve damaged my brain and my personal progression in life by taking those years to be addicted to using drugs where is I’m so different now and constantly still trying to get back to a version of me that I’m happy with and content with but it feels like that potential version of me so far mixed up and lost in between all of those years of abuse and self neglect. I’ve made tons of progress I’m about 15 months clean and sober but I know there’s still tons of work to do. I have little to no motivation to do anything I don’t consider I actually have to do and take lots of shortcuts I’m very lazy lately and I hate it but it’s like I can’t get myself to push through it and get myself moving. It’s a constant battle and definitely worth entertaining rather than giving up and using drugs to cope but goddamn is life ever hard sometimes, just figuring out the whole balance of friends work diet enjoyment all that shit it’s all way harder than I ever imagined it would be when I was young and just loving life which is why I constantly want to mentally go back to those days where I was so thrilled and excited by life and all of the different things that I could learn and get into and try where is now I just feel like I want to do the bare minimum and only do things that I absolutely have to do and it’s really really crushing my soul so I know I have to keep working on this but that shit really fucking hit me and I could relate to it so I just wanted to share this if anyone is reading this and struggling with mental health and or addiction I just want to wish you well and give you my thoughts and prayers and let you know that you can do this I did it so you can too, I believe in you and it’s definitely worth it it’s a fight worth fighting lots of love from Canada
The last guy seems like some shit I would experience personally when I’m doing mushrooms LOL
I think he handled the krista girl greatly. Sometimes people just need to be told bluntly “youre literally fucking someone else over what are you doing?” Yknow like literally leave him alone, dont drag him along for the ride while you figure it out. That then shoes that youre not ready for a loyal relationship. Im not sure why women do this shit. Like they cant comprehend being honest and leaving the person because it would hurt them too much or something so they just keep doing something that directly stabs them in the back and shows you have no respect for him or his life. Its like cmon now what are you really achieving here? All youre doing is hurting someone and prolonging/escalating how hard the blow will be when it does eventually inevitably come out in the open. The longer she waits the shittier it will be. Like u know the truth krista, be real with yourself here. U know what to do. Dont make excuses and justify your behaviour by other shitty reasons. Rip the bandaid off and get it over with.
“I call it dating”
E M O T I O N A L L Y
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Brother decided to tell thousands of people when it's embarrassing instead of going to a doctor and being embarrassed with one person
I would not have gone doctors u just need a good friend w long fingers trust me 😉
Man, "Pen in the ass lesson" hits right into my procrastinator heart.
Some people will do anything but go to a therapy. I think if you think you have some behaviors or patterns because of your bad past experiences (in this case, thinking you didn’t get enough love/attention when you were younger), you should absolutely go to a therapy. I know that sometimes it’s hard because time or money, but past traumas has a extreme potential to ruin you or people around you.
When she said she have never had a relationship where she didn't emotionally or physically stray that told me there was a bigger problem more so with how she wasn't being straight with her partners. I don't think it's slutty or shameful when you're open and clear about it it's when you hide it that obviously it's shameful
I'm not judging, but a pen? Freeze a banana and put it in a condom, or something.
I am pretty good how are you? 😅🤣
Lyle was not playing games this episode 🤣
Hadn’t watched a stream in a while and watching this one now it feels like geck is starting to actually help people and provide more valuable advice and insights. V wholesome to see.
What type of pen and how does he know he didn't poop it out already?!
"adam, get that pen cap out of your ass" can be a real metaphor y'know?
"Baby I want you to role play as Cole Hersch tonight."
"Um… Ok…. uh… Puts on thick trimmed glasses Here take this dollar…. No really we have to pay you for it"
Is this on Spotify? Cant find it
i definitely feel that last guy
i get those nostalgia attacks but instead i will disassociate so hard that i will mentally revert back to a former version of myself and will feel extremely obsessed with people i no longer have contact with and i’ll feel an obsessive need to reconnect with those people. i cant really explain the feeling until after these episodes are over but it’s like i revert back to how i would live and feel emotionally and physically 3-4 years ago. anybody else have a similar experience or explanation??
Multiple boyfriends girl needs help man, real help.
Lyle is very controlled and mature for how he handled that narcissistic girl and I can’t say I’d be the same😭
That polyamorpus/cheating lady fuckin sucks
I can’t believe that girl tried to justify cheating as polygamy 🤣🤣🤣 typical
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