A caller believes he has achieved a greater understanding of humanity’s creator by creating a clay figure of himself and observing the figure live a life that the caller has envisioned for him. I promise it will make sense when you listen to it.
Afterwards a caller discusses the trouble she has in dealing with her dementia patients, a European caller struggles to deal with a stalker, and a final caller navigates her attraction to older men.
I am writing this description on the toilet. I am a gecko.
TIMECODES-
0:00 – Intro
0:15 – Creating a clay figure of himself
20:00 – Dealing with dementia patients
34:42 – European caller struggles to deal with a stalker
47:40 – Navigating her attraction to older men
01:03:57 – How to call the gecko!
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My dude made a voodoo doll of himself out of clay then had the doll live its best life….. My god it's genius 🤌🏽
When i first saw this gecko dude i was like "here's some more new age awkward kid garbage". Now im just sitting here nodding in agreement. That frog costume legit makes people comfortable, in a way its a top tier therapy move
I can’t find the clay figure guy’s Instagram off of the information he gave 😢
This kinda sounds like the story from the game "It takes two"
You should have totally punched the baby
If the joker was a story about an introvert
Can u be my dad? Gekos have massive batch’s of kids so I’m prob ur son
Amazing episode
First guy took vision boarding to a whole new level
I want to see the picture.
Has any of your guests on the show ever requested a different color geck costume? I would choose purple if I could, purple would be a cool ass lookin gecko
songs about jane is such a good album
I remember when you started on Reddit champ I got banned off the site what a bunch of pedos. 😂
Geck I’m sorry to say this but I listen at work or while I’m high I honestly just forget to like the videos my dude but I’m making it my goal to start
If you ran up as a gecko and punched the baby that would have blown that man's mind
I feel like the first guy, his clay making is a form of meditation
Aren't false deities one of the 10 commandments?
Tebby might be on to something big 🤔
Lyle, you have gotten so good at this. You make talking to people look easy. Great work man.
Has Tebby heard of The Sims?
When the clay figure guy first told his story, I was really skeptical. When he said he felt like his clay man is living a good life because they did it together, I was strangely immediately on board.
bro im faded and laughed so hard whenever he randomly brought up an imaginary friend out of nowhere
Aw the spraypaint girl sounds fun
What’s crazy is I made a little avatar too a few years ago and she helped me in a similar way, made me feel inclined to take care of myself and my body. I still draw her, sculpt her, and sometimes even pray to her. I never had an imaginary friend as a kid, but my mother did! Also, my great grandmother used to draw a similar figure, which I didn’t find out until a few years after I first began drawing my little character!
Yo i wanted to say the outro song fucking SLAPS and whoever produced that is a genius
The clay guy kinda reminded me of how Lyle created the gecko image to help people out and be a better person. Avatar Gecko and Avatar Clayman
You must bring Andrew Santino 😂!
1:42 fish swimming backwards is creepy
This is a damn good episode.
There's human fingers coming out of the geckos hand?!?
Lyle always does a fantastic job keeping a non-judge mental face
I like the fish swimming backwards.
ANYONE FIND TEBBY'S IG?????? I NEED MORE 🙏
Love you Lyle!
I really related with Morgan's story. I work with Kids so I know what it feels like when intrusive and angry thoughts come up when our nervous systems are worked up. Lyles words about it being okay to have a car scream as if it's a fart was funny but so true. The advice applied to my job/perspective and I felt more confident and happier going to work after listening. <3
Stinky lil geck
THANK YOU GECKO MAN!!
I love geck
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Tebby is a legend.
U're amazing My geckoooo
geckoooo