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Tess recounts getting kicked out of a mentorship program, why she’s terrible in the workforce, and what it was like to get a breast reduction in Tijuana.
Original airdate: October 29, 2004
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37 thoughts on ““No Ring, No Ding-a-ling”- Tess – Full Special”
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5 min in and I knew I found a good one. As soon as she started barking, lol. Too funny!!! I don't usually hit "like" until the end but I paused so I could hit that "like" and show my love with a comment. Thank you, Tess!!!
Ayyy….she funny…being all cute like that doesn't hurt either….but seriously, great set❤
Abracadabra Ase
Haha
Just… Yikes
"Back there, I was the pick of the litter."
Lady, you're hot here too – don't delude yourself.
EDIT: Well… Physically hot, but dang, that bigotry. Not a fan of that.
Funnnnny!!!!
She is 👍🏽
She a real one. I usually don't find female comedians to be that good but she was speaking truth and she's funny.. she's a win
I'm glad "juicy" didn't truly catch on, to describe big women.
Also wow this lady wasn't funny
I’m so glad I got to see this I loved her part in The Breaks “You better call Tess!” 😂😂😂
I'ves free😆
I need to find more of her comedy cuz she's hilarious😂
Oh, wow. Knowing that a lot of this wouldn’t fly in 2023 somehow makes it funnier.
You killed baby😂
Your hot baby
BORRINGGG
damn she's on fire!
Don’t like her reinforcing the lazy Black woman balderdash. Black women were already working as hard and harder than men were/are.
Don’t like the weight stigma straight up.
Actually, I think it's our fault sis. Anita Hill started it…..😅 And actually before that there was Paulette Barnes.
This didn't age very well…
https://youtube.com/shorts/PVmlx7TH_xY?si=6khIMZIsMICB1m83
Oof, feel like this hasn’t aged great. Maybe this was original 20 years ago, but these sound hacky and old at this point
When Tess said "56 FF", every man in the place should have stood up and saluted, and shouted "YES MA'AM!"
Meh.
I've got ex's and coworkers who'd like it, but I spent the last half hour without a laugh.
Naw this wasn’t funny
I tried…
I can’t find a single funny thing in all of this. Feels like a Amy Schumer wannabe
Would be better if she actually told a joke
She’s hilarious!!!
Very funny 😂👏🏼😂👏🏼😂👏🏼
Great material really enjoyed the special keep up the great work❤
Tess great comedy
😂😂😂😂😂Damn lady!! U R HILARIOUS!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sorry not funny
I really enjoyed you comedy/sarcasm, great delivery, you go girl!
Tess, your delivery is perfect! So funny! “Oh, shoot. Got something on my dress.” 🤣🤣
I have to tell ya though — Anita Hill was around long before Monica. 😉