Pete Holmes: Nice Try, The Devil – Full Special

39 thoughts on “Pete Holmes: Nice Try, The Devil – Full Special”

1. This is too old to watch again.

2. The BEST Batman

3. 10:05

4. 9:02

5. Like if you clenched up

6. Isn't the Celine thing from SNL?

7. Cheered me right up!

8. I cannot be the only one who thought there’s certain moments where his voice sounds exactly like when Adam driver was doing that one bit on SNL about the old man oil Barron or something😂😅

9. Sounds flaming gay I'll pass

10. Brilliant stuff

11. 8:20

12. Definitely not Ryan gosling but like maybe Ryan Reynolds🤔

13. The silon Dijon joke is a copy of Chad Daniels Queef Latina joke

14. If your name is Anna i am calling you Bannana…. (this is Badman! He fired the Justice League!!! Lol!) Love Pete Holmes' work!

15. Crazy that Pete basically started the literally me trend 11 years ago

16. Funny and a beautiful smile!

17. top sheet? Fancy.

18. you MUST come to Scotland (my Daughter WILL play the bagpipes).

19. Great set… but Bushmill's isn't Scotch, it's Irish. 😉

20. That only thing that worries me about the rapture is being left behind with people who think theyre going to heaven but definitely aren't

21. 13:45 Okay I fucking love cheese, but cheese is the goto thing to make fun of as part of a "bad" diet or whatever. However, the nutrition facts on cheese are amazing. It's got protein, carbs, and fat in good quantities and very balanced. It also is a fermented food, so it is superior for your gut health compared to milk, cream, etc (way less lactose too). But, cheese is the dairy product that gets the brunt of the "fat" and "unhealthy" attacks, when really milk, cream, half and half are worse for you than cheese. It's really because I think we pour cheese over every food product we possibly can, often unhealthy foods, so cheese is lumped in with all the unhealthy products. Cheese is not unhealthy by itself. The only thing cheese lacks is fiber, so you will get constipated eating only cheese, but if you're eating only cheese, you've got bigger issues homie.

22. Greeted the earth with his face is a a great way to describe falling down.

23. “said to me in a room with air in it”, is one of the funniest lines I’ve heard in a while.

24. It only took me one time to see Pete on Conan and I immediately knew the skill

25. Not his best. A lot of this didn't really feel fresh.

26. Honestly can't get enough. Such clean, crisp jokes, one after another.

27. for 10 million dollars thats not gay thats business

28. Lmao 🤣 lol 😂

29. 'I'll be fightin'

30. Man Pete really missed his chance to say "Cupcakke" at the end of that baby cake joke lol

    ….

    Don't f*ckin write that down Pete I swear to God

31. I mean, he’s not not a youth pastor.

32. If I told my friends that McDonald's thing they would just tell me that Taco Bell sounds like a good idea.

33. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

34. I thought this guy was an old Zack Braff.

35. Damn that was FUNNY! 😂

36. From this day until your last, Jesus Christ is the absolute most important figure in your life, whether you believe it or not.The books write about Him and history bears witness to His acts. You cannot escape Him. The most popular book in the world is all about Him and more importantly is that His word is etched into your heart. Your being bears witness that we have a Creator, something cannot come from nothing, that has never been true. Trust in Him while you still have time. Unlike God, your worldly existence is finite. There is salvation in NO other name and the gift is free, it has been paid for. I love you and want the best for you. He has the ability forgive your sins and deep down, you know you're imperfect and a sinner, we all are. Trust in the Lord.

37. Knew a guy in school named Todd Thaw.
    Thats true.
    Then I saw him recently and told a friend who knew him too.
    And then I said "At least…I thought i saw Todd Thaw."

38. Its obvious why i dont know yoy.

39. This special IS McDonald’s! – one – two – three… – I’m still lovin’ it, to this day!♥️

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