I went to Washington DC to attempt to become the first lizard president. And also talk to people.
Those people include a couple who met at Girl Scout camp, a guy who owns a robotics company, a military tank operator, a farmer from Georgia, a group of students on a bike ride, a person who surprisingly loves their job at Amazon, an optimistic father, and person who deals with flashers at an amusement park.
TIMECODES-
0:00 – Intro
0:17 – Greetings from DC!
0:49 – Girl Scout Camp A
05:21 – Girl Scout Camp B
12:10 – Robotics Company
20:08 – Military Tank Operator
27:52 – Farmer From Georgia
36:12 – Students Biking
40:52 – Loves Working At Amazon
47:08 – Optimistic Father
54:54 – Flashers at an Amusement Park
01:02:27 – Thanks For Watching
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Binging these, I hope one day I have the opportunity to talk to you
rip dragster
I love these episodes so much
I love all of these people. Of course we see a very friendly side cause, well, camera, weird gecko… but honestly its crazy how uniquely charming each random ass person can be in their own special way. Been watching the geck for a long long time but it never gets old. This weird silly little youtube channel kind of re-inspires my hope in humanity. Love ya lyle. Keep it up. (and also the crew behind the scenes, you guys keep it up too :D)
The bike kids was so wholesome & the real dc 🥹
You deserve more viewers Geck. I really appreciate your content and that’s an understatement ❤
Dude in red sounds like Meatball from ATHF
Lol the father is a walking red flag. 🤮 "not looking for something serious" (aka waste womens' time) but has 4 kids and gets wasted on the weekend. talks about being "boxed in" during the marriage. gtfo out of the dating market and take care of your FOUR kids. jesus.
If the sun were a person would you be friends with them? 😂😂
“Can you kill someone?” Lmao convo got dark real quick 😂 Love the topics
The lesbian oklahoman’s answers were so hilarious
watching the british girl struggle with her brainwashing is cracking me up XD XD
Pulling conversation out of shy people that want to talk is so much harder than it seems. Huge props chief.
love you lyle
amazon worker sounds like he took consecutive hits of a helium balloon
Royal Family isn't hugely popular in the UK because they take out more money than they give back, even with all their charity work. They're also exempt from a lot of the same laws & taxes we are, like they get significantly better tax rates that the rest of us. The King/Queen also holds all the power in the country, they have to sign off everything that goes through parliment and there have been many cases where the Queen decided to not sign things because they were not in her best interest.
There are also a lot of big scandals under their name, like open excuse of paedophilia, Epstein involvement, extremely underpaying all of their staff, everything that happened with Diana, Harry & Markle, actively engaging in modern day slavery in Kenya with tea plantations (seriously)… It goes on and on.
Come to phillipines brother
I love you Lyle
I hope you know that the solar guy is not trusting everyone and saying he’s shady because he literally makes a living off ripping people off on Solar panels everyone knows it is a scam
Amazon guy was adorable
The swords are dildos
That mf is definitely getting fired from Amazon now lol
As a former welder, pick any other trade besides roofing, drywalling, insulating and welding. The first three because they destroy the body and avoid welding because there ain’t no money in it anymore sadly.
Lyle, to answer your human vs animal medical school concern. My step father was a doctor, and growing up he always told me that he originally went to school to be a veterinarian, but since it was so hard he switched to being a doctor. Veterinarian school is notoriously difficult, not only due to studying interspecies medicine (cats vs dogs vs birds), but also the fact that there’s still a great amount of intraspecies variation (dogs of different breeds and sizes, etc). This is why many vets specialize in certain animals, and why certain types of vets are hard to come by depending where you live. Also why there’s such limited data on veterinary medicine and why medical treatments are such a gamble for animals
Damn im like a mile away I wish I knew you were there 😭😭😭
Damn I missed this D:
The dragster rollercoaster made me cry when I was 13 😭
Megan Markele was/is an actress before marrying into the royal family, you really think her life’s hard right now?
Amazon guy rly sounds like a bootlicker lol
"i've never heard of that"
Sounds like the privileged big wigs i worked with at Apple.
I frickin love jason. That man knows how to live
"We have tanks everywhere." merica.
The Amazon guy is like a real life towelie.
I can't wait for the Geico gecko to pass away and Lyle to become the Geico mascot.
Lyle your voice and ability to lead open conversation has improved ten fold since I started listening.
I remember hearing your first live show on spotify and thinking – " this guy could totally do this. He's going to blow up".
Can't wait to see you live your life dude. Cheers.
great interviews. I think amazon brainwashed that one guy
Fuck that Amazon shill, anyone who has worked as an Amazon warehouse grunt or driver knows how it is.
COME TO TURIN
Geck 4 Prez
i like ryans squirtle squad sunglasses
The French robotics guy 🥺 so sweet
Solar dude is sketchy
Josh has a fascinating voice. He should voice a cartoon someday.