Tom Segura: “Tremendously Impressive Bulge” – Full Special

49 thoughts on “Tom Segura: “Tremendously Impressive Bulge” – Full Special”

1. If I ever go to see this man in person, I am going to have a ball on my head. That was hilarious! Yes, I am. 4 foot five.

2. Get some teeth!

3. I have a HUGE crush on Tom. (Don’t come for me)😊

4. I think i just saw Brad Williams on his podcast. Wonder if Brad saw the midget bit, lol

5. He grows a great beard for a fat Japanese guy.😅

6. $100 for teeth? Where?

7. Awe when Tom was fat and funny.

8. Old tom was never getting a divorce.
   But new Tom Bahahahahhahahahahahh

9. this guy looks like a serial killer.

10. 'So why don't you ask his dick?' 😂😂

11. It’s really inspiring to see a full blown rword chomo, get passed these obstacles.

12. I believe this Japanese combat vet will be awesome with a little bit of work!

13. These people will laugh at anything so good for him I guess.

14. cant belive he hates poor people

15. 🗣HEY i'm the 🛫P👨🏼‍✈️LOT🛬 & uR N🚯T

16. this is comedy? Talking down to people all night, nice.

17. I love this guy, he just tells it how it is.
    Mexican's are having kids like its their job, black men raise their kids and Puerto Ricans will stab you in broad daylight.

18. This audience chooses to applaud at strange moments.

19. Or in a " bored " garden tool…
    At least, "once, twice " maybe….

20. The last joke was a low hanging fruit…

21. I’m currently looking to hire 20 little people to work at my halloween party today. You must have good posture.

22. This was so refreshing to watch 🍻❤️😂

23. Never heard of this guy but i got money on it that says hes gonna be Bald with a big B. Ham radio bald. Bet on it…

24. You are awsome tom😂

25. I know its comedy, I know he's Mexican but the Mexican thought train is racist.

26. Too bad this guy didn’t have a podcast. I’d love to hear more of his Japanese takes.

27. i like how the "Full Special" is edited down to 20 minutes. Great job, Comedy Central. I wonder why Netflix is the place to go for comedy specials nowadays. I don't wonder that actually; that was sarcasm.

28. I didnt realize i could get offended. I really like this guy but tha last half of this kinda made me feel sick.

29. Garbage I thought he was way way better then this what this was supposed to be

30. Still in better shape than Bret.

31. WTF, why did "you get to enjoy all the cuisines of the world" crack me the hell up? For some reason my brain loved that line.

32. His jeans sure are high and tight. Hope he’s comin out in May. 4 strokes brother! watch out for those babyrapin feds

33. He kinda reminds me of a young Garth Brooks.

34. He seems like he might actually be able to make it idk. I'm an old fat poor. Idk

35. This guy should start a podcast with his wife

36. Where are the bodies GARTHHHHH

37. Tom Segura look nothing like Theo Von, thats why they are Eskimo bros.

38. Im I the only one who finds it a little odd on the timing of this upload

39. When did this originally drop?

40. How are you going to have censor bleeps on a standup comedy special? That's insane

41. Little did everyone know he would become one of the most important serviceman keeping us free. I salute you for your service segura🫡

42. Seeing him with hair is so weird

43. Someone tel him fetuses are not in vaginas.

44. Baby Tom is so cute 😊

45. 2011 was the last year I had cable, and while this is my first time actively watching this, I definitely know this special front to back.

    Also, I love how they either cut out like 2 seconds of Tom telling the audience he’s half Mexican before the pregnancy joke or that Tom didn’t let everyone know his heritage at this point in his career because it’s funnier if they don’t know.

    Anyway, this dude has had quite the career/life. Happy for him.

46. Come try it out

47. Did he actually say the n word

48. what a difference……this poor misses this.

49. Tom's looking ready for sophomore year of college

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