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Bill Burr explains how watching MTV Cribs lowers his self-esteem, describes an incident he witnessed on the subway and shares why office work isn’t for him.

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Original airdate: February 14, 2003

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33 thoughts on “Bill Burr: “I’ll Never Own a Helicopter” – Full Special

  1. rich people… start the wars (invasions)
    college kids… love getting high and talking about war on reddit
    rednecks… got bigger problems on their own soil to worry about… but are willing to DEFEND THEIR COUNTRY

  2. 8:14 Golda Meir, Jordan Peterson, Oprah – the men cause most of the problems. Even when it seems like they're not causing problems by "earning" (a.k.a. hoarding) 99% of the world's finances, it's the men, who are causing most of the problems.

  3. WTF sir. Man, I have followed you forever. And now you come to NS canada. Ur first joke is now ironic. Welcome to ns. Shitty it's for $ we are good people. Sad man. We adore you

  4. He just left that girl to be assaulted on the train? Wasn't there anyone he could team up with on the train to neutralize the situation?

  5. This really didn't age well. The whole Afghanistan war joke. We got kicked out of there like a bunch people led by rednecks. Rednecks and domestic violence. None of it. Even the joke about the president. I mean at least we can be sure George W didn't have Alzheimer's. Why can't great people be president. Why can't angry rednecks not abuse their wives

  6. I actually open another window to spell check when what I typed is underlined like I got it wrong.Most of the time it's right.I guess the computer is awarding me for Not spelling it like most do?Why? No shooting stars and blue outline of the correct sentence structure.?

  7. He brought up Bill Gates, saying he's not "sitting in a hot tub full of bitches…"

    Now, 20 years later, we know that Gates was associated with Jeffrey Epstein, so he very well may have been sitting in a hot tub full of girls and young women …

    So Bill Burr was wrong about ever owning a helicopter. He owns one, and knows how to fly it.
    He's now a very successful businessman, which he was wrong about 20 years ago when he thought he was a loser.
    He may just have been wrong about Bill Gates, also.

  8. Just came here to see how much better our man has gotten, and to remember how lame 2000's comedy used to be.

    TLDR 2000's comedy sucked dick, Bill Burr has gotten so much better.

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