Bill Burr explains how watching MTV Cribs lowers his self-esteem, describes an incident he witnessed on the subway and shares why office work isn’t for him.
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I think he is auto rotating ,
"a bag of cash and a lexus" that had me good
imagine voting for Idiocracy
The reason nobody gets offended by Bill Burr is because he's got every one of us pegged.
This is fro 20 YEARS AGO
Oh man, the intro music brought back a wave of nostalgia; being in highschool, coming home and watching comedy central.
red necks are like americas pit bulls.. lmao thats hilarious
BILL YOU ROCK THE STAGE BRO!!!😂😂😂LOVE YOUR VOICE!!!❤❤❤
And now Bill owns a helicopter.
Interesting
Back when Burr was actually funny… lol
How old is this? Answer? …. "OLD"!! …… Very old….. Great. Excellent, but old. Why do you have May 2023 on this?
Why isnt this guy famous?
rich people… start the wars (invasions)
college kids… love getting high and talking about war on reddit
rednecks… got bigger problems on their own soil to worry about… but are willing to DEFEND THEIR COUNTRY
“He makes me feel like I can be president too!”😂😂
8:14 Golda Meir, Jordan Peterson, Oprah – the men cause most of the problems. Even when it seems like they're not causing problems by "earning" (a.k.a. hoarding) 99% of the world's finances, it's the men, who are causing most of the problems.
WTF sir. Man, I have followed you forever. And now you come to NS canada. Ur first joke is now ironic. Welcome to ns. Shitty it's for $ we are good people. Sad man. We adore you
He just left that girl to be assaulted on the train? Wasn't there anyone he could team up with on the train to neutralize the situation?
Iraq and Afghanistan vet here — that’s basically what we did.
9:12 what's going on with the laughs ?
I miss these
This really didn't age well. The whole Afghanistan war joke. We got kicked out of there like a bunch people led by rednecks. Rednecks and domestic violence. None of it. Even the joke about the president. I mean at least we can be sure George W didn't have Alzheimer's. Why can't great people be president. Why can't angry rednecks not abuse their wives
I enjoyed the spell check bit way too much.
Just about the funniest performance Bill Burr's ever performed in his career love the guy no homo
Bill ! Helicopters are overrated! Just ask Stevie Ray Vaughan!😮 RIP !
I bet Bill doesn't put glitter on the do do do of his helicopter.
Joe Biden makes me feel I could be President.
Is that Michelle Buteau at 7:55?
20+ years on the computer,and I've Never heard of this guy.Glad he's Finally in my 'suggested' area."Cubicles"…
I actually open another window to spell check when what I typed is underlined like I got it wrong.Most of the time it's right.I guess the computer is awarding me for Not spelling it like most do?Why? No shooting stars and blue outline of the correct sentence structure.?
He brought up Bill Gates, saying he's not "sitting in a hot tub full of bitches…"
Now, 20 years later, we know that Gates was associated with Jeffrey Epstein, so he very well may have been sitting in a hot tub full of girls and young women …
So Bill Burr was wrong about ever owning a helicopter. He owns one, and knows how to fly it.
He's now a very successful businessman, which he was wrong about 20 years ago when he thought he was a loser.
He may just have been wrong about Bill Gates, also.
Funny, and fun to listen to. I love his variety 😁.
Just came here to see how much better our man has gotten, and to remember how lame 2000's comedy used to be.
TLDR 2000's comedy sucked dick, Bill Burr has gotten so much better.