The Truth About Dracula | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano: Hey Babe! | EP 115

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2. the skull and bones on the pirate flag is derived from the knights templar, after being exiled they still had a massive navy so they roamed a seas and turned to piracy, the skull and bones has big meaning to templars and freemasonry, if you know, you know babe. also bonus history, a lot of the templars headed to fight with robert the bruce in scotland after being exiled because they were rebelling the english and didn't care about the templars being exiled and olden day cancelled, its also where friday the 13th comes from, its when the emperor of france summoned all the templars to france and then started executing them.

3. Dracula actually means son of the dragon or it stands for dragon, something along those lines, he was named after his father Vlad Dracul "vlad the dragon" because he was a member of the Order of the Dragon, a chivalric order based of the knights of the crusade, like the templars or the hospitilars, they had to defend the cross and fight the enemies of Christianity.

4. I think hickies went out of fashion in the 80s because they look like kaposi sarcoma.

5. 12:30 Chris "haven't seen anyone with a hickey in a long time"…Later that night on kill tony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeZjoBT3xd0 15:08

6. I swear the thought of chris eating all that food whilst being impaled and depaling himself with the rocketship fart of a lifetime could have hospitalized me. I laughed so god damn hard

7. Brutal mass murderer with an insatiable bloodlust, or Brutes Magoots? It’s all about the marketing babe

8. To be fair, Vlad wasn’t bad it was mostly Ottoman propaganda that wrote the history you know about “Dracula”.

9. Sal's music taste is impeccable. Lil' Wayne shirt and the "only built for" reference

10. South Carolina Gamecocks are chickens

11. He would be remissed if he didn't talk the kc chiefs

12. So Chris is gay right?

13. The way Sal is sitting for this episode really made him look like a contortionist. I thought that was a floating shoe for awhile

14. The Jolly Roger was first used in the 1700s by a French pirate. Chris just rattled off that fact like it was written in stone lmao

15. I’m sorry but Sal’s “fresh moos” joke was the peak of this episode

16. To all men out there, if you don't go down on your girlfriend at least once a week, then break up with her.
    Unless she has a real ugly looking one, then I understand

17. Broots magootz

18. Fresh muzzie

19. That history lesson was brutal lol, at least his heart is in the right place…he is in the right ballpark at least

20. I don’t understand why everyone likes him… He knew what Alex and Ned were doing. He was there.

21. You gotta do a Christories on Dracula!

22. chrissy dick dinner dalmer in the house lol

23. Chris if someone gives you a hickey on your dick they are NOT sucking it right. Thats why you don't get hickeys on your dick

24. Chris got the ole' hucklebuck at the eye dr.

25. Oookay with the donell jones

26. This was a good one

27. What a treat this was on my birthday. Thanks for making me laugh for the last 4 months! Im so glad this podcast popped up on my algorithm. This dynamic is perfection and its just truly the best part of my week.

28. Hickeys don't look great on adults. You can do the same thing without leaving a mark though and that's

29. Chris is looking

30. chrissy quoted a 50 cent line and credited Kanye

31. A hickey is literally never painful if done correctly. You just had a white girl gnawing on your neck

32. Lots of misinformation on T here. See your health professional.

33. ah, chaos math. 20,000 calories. That's basically eating 3 kilos (~6 pounds?) of pure fat/butter, unlikely. 5,000 to 8,000 max. Probably half of that.

34. ALLEGEDLYYYYYYYY!!!!

35. guys half the show is ads. chill the fuck out

36. Jesus… Christy ADHD on one this episode. Couldn't finish it, he doesn't shut up and let Sal talk.

37. “Walking around so stiff, they’re flipping burgers on my piece”..

38. CHRISSY TRANSITIONS!!!!!

39. Drac-a-la

40. Sorry for being late. I'm a awful person.

41. What is that shirt Sal is wearing? It is cool.

42. For anyone wondering google says that the skull and bones logo first appeared in the 1700’s used by pirates

43. 58.41 Chrissy Rebounds

44. It’s still Go Birds

45. Chrissy just made history hyenas 2.0 with a different co-host lol

46. Does anyone want to tell Chris where the Nazis got the skull and bones imagery from because it goes back way further and is still used in global militaries today.

47. It’s definitely the Italian woman who got the test in his ass

48. Dude no one talks about the Blackhawks because we have a good relationship and sought permission first

49. Honest question… Can dicks get hickies? Never seen it happen

50. Chris needs a live fact-checker. For instance, Washington died of epiglottitis during a flue epidemic. I'm taking this up with Bloom Cafe.

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