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I wonder what drugs he tested at work?
If your DREAM job is impeded by an addiction then the addiction has to go one way or another. Some people Can manage their drug habits but don't fuck around your dream job.
I thought he would say "if this was really your dream job, you should have stayed sober for it" but nope…
I believe in you, you'll get your positive
Interesting channel huh
If it was your dream job you wouldn’t of got high. Take some damn responsibility for yourself
I want to shake that frog 🐸/Man’s hand!
I thought he was gonna say if it was his dream job he would've refrained from doing drugs for it 😂
My mind is not worthy of such knowledge and wisdom.
They really need to stop testing for weed. It's a crazy overstep and that shit is predatory as hell.
Tard should have just flushed his system and stayed off the shit for a bit would have been fine
So your saying I should become a pimp 🧐
I got a positive for several drugs, some not even passed by the US FDA, so it’s safe to assume I passed the test with flying colors.
WOW
Or maybe you would be able to hold off until you take the test and then go celebrate.
My guy is GONE just that "wow." Tells me everything
Imagine not being able to stop doing drugs for 30 days or less
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If I'm allowed to go home and have a glass of wine, I should be allowed to go home and smoke a bowl.
Straight fax homie
profoundly based as fuck
Oh be sober for a week before the test and stop being a scumboy
Or for your dream job you could have the self discipline. Then after a while of control you could see if you want this job to lead you into an are of your field and an area where you can have personal freedom.
Based
that was the worst thing you could have possibly said
Look I love weed, always will, and I it's every legalized federally so jobs can't test for it anymore, I'll definitely smoke again. That being said, NEVER let a high get in the way of your future. I got an amazing job offer while I was at a dead end job.that night I smoked 9 grams of flower and half a gram of wax, the rest of my stash . I then started working out and pounding water every day till I had to take the test. I passed, got the job, and the job is everything I dreamed it would be . They do randoms so ever since that night ,I havnt touched it, it was rough for a few days, but now I'm over it. Make it past a week and you realize you don't need it. It is NEVER worth giving up a stable financial future for .I was the kid that swore I'd never quit smoking, but if you're presented with that once in a lifetime opportunity, don't throw it away. You'll thank yourself down the road. I can finally afford to have an apartment, new car , and live comfortably while saving a shit ton of money.
I thought he was going to say something like “if you really wanted the job you could have kept away from drugs long enough”, but nope, he gave us some real wisdom instead
If it was your dream job you wouldn't do drugs.
Nah too conformist…
This just in 2045 the notorious drug lord was just detained, says "frog man told me too"
This could be the worst advice I’ve ever heard depending on what the drug is. You could’ve just told an addict that it’s ok to pass up a stable, fulfilling future to continue using.
If anyone smokes weed out there and you need to take a drug test heres some personal advice, lets say hypothetically i knew someone that was on probation and smoked for years, its this drink called xpulsion its all natural and organic, if you smoke alot get the $40 one if you smoke wax and alot alot get the $70 one, 2 days before you test go sober, 4 hours before your appointment drink the drink and make sure you refill with the amount of water it says on the bottle there’s also pills and you can go sober 24 hours to the night before but thats if you dont smoke a moderate to almost alot and rarely wax, piss 4 times the more the better, the natural ingredients make you pee yellow like you take vitamins which is basically what it is but made from plants. You test clean every time, i heard it works for other stuff but ive never tried it so dont take my advice on that without trying it first with a test at home or do some research. Theres a smaller bottle as well if you dont smoke as much and its a bit cheaper but the instructions are the same. There are more drinks that supposedly work as well but ive never tried them, you can find them at your local smoke shops that sell pipes wraps n stuff like that or online.
Master oogway out here casually giving life advices