THE BABES ARE BACK!!!! Sal doesn’t know Usher?! What would you do with Justin Bieber money? What is really going on with this Subway tattoo promotion. Could you live off Subway sandwiches? Sal HATES the new hat he bought. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS HAT!!! What is the best sketch comedy show of all time? The babes investigate what Monks do all day. What does it mean to be a monk. Jail for the weekends is an option in certain parts of the world. The EVIL secrets of Disney. Is Disney even fun or just all hype? Sal hates lakes. Sal breaks down his punishment on Impractical Jokers down in the Bayou. Chris spills the beans on Riff Raff’s real name. HEY BABE!
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00:00 Intro
01:21 Does Sal know Usher?
7:33 Harry Styles is a Zaddy
10:13 Buy a Friend a Subway Tattoo
13:09 Sal Airs a Grievance
17:21 Key & Peele
20:27 A Monks Life
30:42 Babes Ads
33:40 Weekend Jail
38:45 Nick Cannon Has Another Baby
41:10 Safari Isn’t for Him
43:53 Disney Evil?
49:27 Impractical Jokers Swim With Alligators
55:02 New Orleans Fun
57:18 Give Sal A Refund
58:51 Love RiFF RAFF
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NOPE is a big nope 👎🏽
My dad's sister has been a monk since 1991(shaved head and all), she's in her 60s now happily living at mount tremper mountain monastery in upstate NY for about 20 years. I've visited several times and done monk stuff with her. Her birth name is Jody Kimmel but she's been going as Hojin for years.
Absolutely one year straight!!!! Rather than 5 years of weekends
The usher part 😅
Someone yell at me to buy a $62 ticket to see Sal soon. I’m on the fence
😭😭 I’ve never gone to Disney but most importantly I’ve never been able to take my
Kids to Disney and it’s my biggest goal in life. It’s easy for those who have gone to Disney or who can to say these things about it. I so badly want my kids to experience the magic of it. My youngest is the sweetest soul in the entire world. Unfortunately the pandemic wasn’t good to our family, and when their father and I split and I moved out, he is what saved me. He will just out of nowhere (especially when he feels I’m sad or needs it, as parents we try to not show it but they just know sometimes) hug me and tell me I’m the best mom, I’m beautiful, he’s now 6 and he ALWAYS holds the door for me, he will run out and meet me at my vehicle and open that door. He had a 101 temp and held the door for me still. He is getting bullied at school, physically and emotionally. His sweet little soul deserves to experience the magic of Disney. I just got home from a 30 hour shift in hospice, had an insane migraine for all of it, worked over 60 hours last week and it’s not enough yet. Why does it have to be so damn expensive? Lol One day! One day my boys and I will make it! ❤❤
Depending on your job, most should probably choose the 5 yrs of weekends. You go for 1 year and you lose your job and looks odd on a resume.
Babe! Yellow's your color babe 😉
Chrissy babe I love you….But don’t ever disrespect Chappelle like that ever again with all due respect to Key & Peeles legendary skits…And Pimpy literally has no clue what he’s talking about regarding much eh?……
I got the same freakin' style cap in Maine as a gift (for less than yours) on vacation! My husband & I were like "how? why?" It makes no sense, how are these in stores? Is it a new trend or style & for what tiny headed person is it for????
Most of us normies don't want to loose our job. That's why you'd choose "weekend jail". Called Work Release in Minnesota : )
I'm SHOCKED Sal isn't that familiar with Usher's catalog
I came to see Sal in that "hat". That looks more like a 50 cent purchase
Don’t eat my brain
C’mon with the lakes
When are we getting “Take it up with Bloom Cafe” shirts?
42:50 IVE BEEN BEHIND THE SCENES AT DISNEYLAND AS A 10 YEAR OLD FOR MY SCHOOL DISTRICTS HONOR CHOIR RECITAL (we literally performed at disney it was pretty surreal)
Literally burst out loud laughing when you said you went through the bayou with a condom on 💀💀💀💀
If you marry Michael Jackson, you have to kill Justin Timberlake bc of the infamous SuperBowl XXXVIII nip slip. As a Jackson, you’d have to protect the family
Just in case anyone wanted to know…over a 30 year time span 50,000 will give you roughly 3 subs a week. Factoring in inflation, you could probably realistically get 2 subs a week if you do it consistently for 30 years. I think
Hey babes Monk here
How on this planet could you say ANY SKETCH SHOW is better than Chappelle Show?
Riff Raff would mop the floor with. Chissy, pimp, sal, and 69 at the same time lol. Dude got big AF 😂
MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS HARRY STYLES AND HEY BABE
Its hilarious that Sal thinks he would actually be healthier if stayed in jail for a year 😂 a year straight of being jail would be torture. The foods horrible, you'd lose everything u worked for, your job, your home, your cars, any payments u make wont be made, u have zero income coming in. Peoples do weekends bc they have lives to keep going, families to care for, jobs to keep. Gaurentee if you're faced with it you're takin weekends
Who's ursha?! Ursher?!
1:42 I NEVER REALIZED SAL WAS BUILT LIKE A 80 YR OLD ITALIAN GRANDMA
usher, Jackson or Jayden smith
when i was 12 i literally had a cardboard cut out of harry styles lmao
My family had a Vanessa hudgens cut out. Life size that we used to hide in the house in random locations to scare the crap out of eachother. Also Harry styles TIX are so hard to get. I waited in line for hours and still didn’t get them. They sell out in milliseconds
@0:30 please do every ad read/plug this way. This was the most enjoyable experience I’ve had and even went back a couple times to listen again.
That hat looks like you have a flat head 😂
I used to date this older guy who went to his “family’s house back home with no cell service” a lot on the weekends. Turns out he was doing weekend jail for DUIs and I was young and dumb😂
I didn’t know for like 7 months-it wasn’t EVERY weekend
chrissy calculations…
If you get raped in jail once, then every Thursday night from that day on is pure torture. At least if you’re in there for a year you can convince yourself that it’s your girlfriend lol
I'm gonna be honest with you babe I don't know who usher is
Chris losing weight. Good work!
HORST
the genuine laughs shared by these 2 is great
Like like like like like like like Like like like like like like like Like like like like like like likeLike like like like like like likeLike like like like like like like
Sal will never disrespect Chris the way he does Joe when Joe is trying to be serious. Hey babe blows.
Sal, you're coming to Santa Rosa and I got my tix. But LITERALLY, 10 minutes from the venue there is a place called Safari West where you can do a 2 hr Safari and it's way safer and cheaper than Africa
That’s the way old white men are wearing their hats now lol
PLEASE LOOK AT THIS 24:05 sals shirt has Rosie Perez looking like a “Who” from the Grinch!🤣🤣🥲
I cannot believe sal hasn’t heard BURN BY USHER!!!!!!!!! This will make me spiral
When I was 15 I got locked up and went to Juvi and then essentially a more strict version of military school (court ordered) for 10 months. Once you progressed through the system you got day passes and could eventually go home after school from Friday afternoon to Sunday evening. So I'm definitely taking the 5 years of just weekends in jail.
Lol Disney does not own pornhub. The Disney after dark bit was a satirical article. The amount of random BS Chris believes as fact is alarming sometimes 😅
I need that fuckin hat bro 😂😂😂
OMG THE RINGER REFERENCE! Chrissy! That was perfect timing!!