Creepiest Kids Toys Ever Made!

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1. Newbie here. I just subbed a few mins ago & I gotta tell you…OMG You're HILARIOUS in your toy descriptions! lmao

2. Little Miss No Name looks like something that would have been sold in Spencer's or Hot Topic. I'm pretty sure they meant for it to be creepy with that font and ominous ellipses on the box.
   Also, I had a cabbage patch doll that "ate" food. I thought it was cool. I'd forgotten all about it until now! *Core memory unlocked*

3. :54 I'm pretty sure there's something dark attached to that one.

4. "mommy i want my hitler doll " "ok my darling" lol 🤣😅🤣😂

5. I got creepy toy it called the harmoy what does it do well hamoury I call sing a macia

6. Wow…and I thought those talking/singing McNuggets in one of the old McDonald's commercials were disturbing enough…I can see how Matt Groening got the ideas for "Funzo" and the evil Krusty the Klown doll, from one of the "Treehouse of Horrors" episodes…

7. I bought my sister a Fugler for Christmas a few years back she actually loved it and my little nephew ended up taking it as his own he was 2 at the time lol

8. My mother had Cabbage Patch dolls. They were so ugly, they actually were cute.

9. Miss No name… looks like, I think it's called She who has no name from the LivngDeadDolls

10. I LOVED fugglers!

11. My grandma had lil miss no name creepiest doll ever made

12. WHY IS THERE NO FURBY ON THIS LIST? Have you SEEN what those things looked like under the fur?? I took the batteries out of mine and shoved it into the back of the closet because it kept turning itself on and singing at me at all hours of the day and night and even after that I could still hear it singing at times so I buried it deep in the back of the freezer and hoped that would work and it did until it nearly gave my dad a heart attack when he was reaching for some tater tots and got that thing instead. Screamed loud enough the neighbors thought someone was murdering him with a lawnmower blade and almost called the cops. That was 20 years ago I don't know what ultimately happened to it. Hopefully it ended up in a landfill or something, somewhere on the other side of the world. Or maybe it burned up in a fire. Honestly i'm happy either way because the alternative would be that it didn't go anywhere and is still there…..at my parents house….in my old bedroom…..waiting…

13. Fugglers put the "butt" in button

14. some of them made me think of pedophilia, idk why.

15. Hey I have the creeping baby still with her old fashioned dress. It belonged to my mother and when she passed I ended up with it, but I have no idea where she got it from.

16. Re: The creeping dolls. In some U. S. dialects, babies crawling on hands and knees is called "creeping", while scooting on their bellies is called "crawling". Yeah, that seems weird to me too.

    Stephen King wrote a horror story about a jolly chimp toy, in which every time it clapped, someone died.

17. I remember when baby alive first came out in the 70s. I remember people saying they found it maggots inside of it. Don't know if its true, but I remember that much!

18. I want some if these toys lol

19. To be fair, original Midge from 1963, was not pregnant and used the same body as Barbie, she just looks more "girl next door." It wasn't until the 2000s that Midge was reintroduced with the pregnancy gimmick.

20. I can bet some of these toys are worth money

21. Is a koala really a natural enemy of the narwhal? Lol

22. 3:04
    The way these dolls are made reminds me of the scene in It 2017 where Pennywise comes out of the fridge all twisted and compact.

23. Whenever I've seen those Fuggler Toys online they always had really positive reviews. I have no idea why. Maybe parents were buying them to record their kid's reactions to the dolls. Parents can be quite sadistic.

24. I L💜VED my TROLL dolls! I loved getting them as pencil toppers from bubblegum machines! My Mom thought they were ugly but I thought they were cute 🥰 lol

25. Crying dolls & a doll that laughs out loud. As if M. Night Shyamalan conceived those toys out of his worst nightmares. 😰

26. Wow, 👁 wish I or 1 of my friends had a zombie stroller back then! That company or another one should bring that back!! Bet it would do great in this era

27. In the mid 80's was a cartoon and a toy line called Inhumanoids, it was about 3 giant monsters trying to take over the world. The worst was D'Compose a giant rotting monster with a skull head and exposed ribcage and the lead monster was Metlar which looked like a giant armored satan. The toys were just as creepy, Metlar looked even worse than in the cartoon and D'Compose's ribcage could be opened to trap the good guys it even had rubbery guts inside.

28. Little Miss no name…. looks stoned …

29. Omg imagine knowing that creepy ass cymbal monkey was in your room in the dark staring at you all night 😱 or if the cymbals just started clanging randomly??

30. 7:36
    The look of satisfaction on the "nurse's" face is amazing 😆

31. 5:10
    Stephen King wrote a novel about a monkey exactly like this. I'm sure it inspired him.

32. I thought the FU in fuggler meant something else than "funny" 😆

33. You exaggerate all these toys, like the chip eating doll, you say kids scared being eaten alive, so dramatic.

34. I had blippy!! I was given him when I was 6 years old. He lives about 5 feet under my former foster parent's vegetable garden 😅😅

35. The movies, "Magic", "Monkey Shines", and "Child's Play" ruined many toys

36. I have a Little Miss No-name that my brother found in an abandoned house when I was a kid. She is creepy.

37. Yes some weird toys!

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